“Dear colleagues at MCYS,
I have recently noticed that the $0.70 peanut sesame ball has been selling out frequently and rapidly. I received this news with great shock.
This is because I find its crisp texture, and soft, gooey, sweet peanut filling absolutely revolting.
I have been eating this horrendous disaster once and sometimes twice a day to spare the rest of the building from this abomination.
I would like to recommend that all persons working at the MCYS building immediately cease from eating this item until I have the opportunity to deal with it further. Thank you.”