Food Misdirection

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“Dear colleagues at MCYS,

I have recently noticed that the $0.70 peanut sesame ball has been selling out frequently and rapidly. I received this news with great shock.

This is because I find its crisp texture, and soft, gooey, sweet peanut filling absolutely revolting.

I have been eating this horrendous disaster once and sometimes twice a day to spare the rest of the building from this abomination.

I would like to recommend that all persons working at the MCYS building immediately cease from eating this item until I have the opportunity to deal with it further. Thank you.”

Author: Dedrick Koh

Dedrick Koh is an acclaimed , fully-booked classical guitar teacher who teaches from his home studio at Sengkang. He has been teaching the classical guitar since 2006 and has successfully prepared students for ABRSM and Trinity exams and he holds a flawless 100% pass rate, and a 90% merit/distinction rate for his students. He was previously an instructor cum assistant conductor at Ngee Ann Polytechnic Strings under Alex Abisheganaden . Dedrick Koh is also a former public relations and communications specialist, having carved out a notable 10-year career in both the public and private sector. He has work for/on brands like Nanyang Polytechnic, Coca Cola, DHL, Nokia, Nestle, the Health Promotion Board, the Economic Development Board of Singapore and the President Challenge. He also also been featured in the Straits Time, the New Paper, and CNN.

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