A monk, a Mac Donald’s manager and two waitresses from New York New York enter a KFC.
This sounds like the lead-in to a bad joke, but this really happened to me as I went to a KFC to buy some Hot Devil Drumlets. As usual, the KFC at Kovan’s Heartland Mall was ill-prepared to deal with the demand for this seasonal item.
As a result, I was left waiting while the staff fulfilled my order. Suddenly, I noticed a man in a blue shirt with the Mc Donald’s logo walk in front of me. A Mc Donald’s employee dining at KFC?! Gasp!
But that was not all I saw. I suddenly noticed that two ladies from New York New York and a monk were checking out KFC’s menu.
What makes KFC’s food so appealing that an employee at a competing fast-food restaurant, two waitresses who have access to restaurant quality food, and a holy man who has taken a vow of poverty, would defy their loyalties to their companies?
I don’t know.
But I think that it’s no coincidence that this motley crew suddenly appeared on the first day of KFC’s Devil Drumlets promotion. Those drumlets are devilishly delicious. I’d betray my deity to eat one too; even if he was a red haired clown who sold hamburgers.